Papa : Hold the bottle 45 deg!!!!
Papa : Cover Baby with the Blanket "HEAD" not the 'TAIL"
Papa : Don't rock Baby Chloe so much!
Papa : Put the pillows in place, don't change the position!
Papa : Don't put Baby Chloe on the sofa, got GERMS!
Papa : Don't bring Baby Chloe out so much, got GHOST!!
Papa : Did you call the maid to check on baby Chloe??
Papa : MUST BURP baby Chloe!!! Tell the maid to do it!!!
Papa : 1 minute, 1 minute, the milk is too hot!!! (but it usually takes 5 minutes to cool the milk and the milk becomes really COOLED and not warm)
Making Infant Formula for Baby!
Papa (Monday) : I want to switch the hot water to 50ml.
Papa (Tuesday) : I think I better pour 55ml of hot water.
Papa (Wednesday) : I know the best is 60ml, sure NGAM NGAM won't be too hot.
Papa (Thursday) : OkOk, 55.5ml is the BEST!
Papa (Friday) : ...... (Noone nags me because he usually goes out for drink, HOORAY! Peace)
Papa : Wow Wow, OUT!!! *** Poor Mei Mei!!!
Mama : I want to buy powder for baby chloe. Ah..this Johnson and Johnson RM16.oo for TWO!
Papa : No No No!!! I won't let my child use this lousy brand. I want Graco! I want SebaMed, I want imported brand.
Mama : No need la, it is just a powder. Everyone uses it, and everyone is FINE and ALIVE!
Papa : No No No. I want to give baby the best!
** Baby also never complain!!!
Papa : Maid got wipe the stroller or not??? Must get to clean it after every outing. (Sure nag once every time we bring the stroller out!
At FOS
Papa : See See See, this button is not nice!
Papa : See See See, this one got stain!
Papa : See See See, the thread come out already!
Papa : See See See, got five colours, which one to choose?? Pink? Green? Blue? Yellow? White?
Papa : Baby Chloe vomited, QUICK QUICK QUICK!!!!
Mama : STOP YELLING AT ME!
Arghhhhhhhhhhh................help! SOS!
1 comment:
Haha...it's so funny to read that post. Over-anxious Papa and Good-life Mama (who can sleep and leave BB to Papa!!!) You go around and ask how many Papa will stay up and look after BB while Mama go to bed and sleep peacefully.
Perhaps 8 out of 10 Papas will be immuned to baby's cries by the 3rd night...and Mama will become Octopus-Mama. Everything -- Go find Mummy.
But...one thing about the cleanliness of the house. Like to share a story with you. Cannot keep the house TOO CLEAN... because it will cause them to have sensitive nose when they grow up because once they STEP OUT of house, they come into contact with all the bacteria. My friend is such a case. Her mummy keeps the house TOO clean (like..mop at least twice a day) hence she and her sis have nose problem.
But her youngest bro doesn't because by the time he was born, her mummy was too busy to clean the house as often...
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